I Am Definitely Not Demanding Pen.
So you are demanding that we fully acknowledge you are not the least bit demanding? It sounds like you need one of these pens. People who are actually not demanding at all love it, as do the demanding amongst us. Either way, it's a fun way to brighten up your desk, annoy overly-serious colleagues at work, or delight someone with a cool little treat. In fact, we sell a whole range of these wonderfully funny items that point out many, many things that people are not. Not late, not messy, not forgetful, not weird... and with this fab pen they won't be bored, either.